The benefit of the doubt
Alright! All Right! Aw rite!
You stubborn, dwindling number of Donald Trump supporters win.
Weve been derelict in failing to give this wonderful, trustworthy American brimming with moral terptitude the benefit of the doubt.
Time after time.
Democrats, the media, women, Hollywood, immigrants, Christians, Jews, Native Americans, those hussies Hillary and Pelosi, minorities, Kim Jong Un, John Kasich, our military, our farmers, Ukrainians sold out by Melania, his bullied pool boy, his stiffed golf partners and caddies, and the sane among us.
So, in good spirit and fairness, we give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt for these reasons:
Imagine that. There arent any!