Get yours

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Welcome to the United States of America. We hope you enjoy your stay. You can check out any time you’d like and then be on your way.

But while you’re here…

Get yours.

That’s become our mantra. Our way of life. Prey on the weak, naive, and less fortunate. Satisfy those impulses. Snag the advantage at every turn. Amass wealth and buy your way there. It doesn’t matter who you step on while you’re steppin’ on up.

Get yours.

Line your own coffers. Please the stakeholders while pleasing yourself and bask in your paradise bought. Cheat on your spouse and covet that neighbor’s wife.

Get yours.

That motel room costs you $60 a night unless the Hawkeyes, Drake Relays, or College World Series are in town and then it’s $350. Go to the Black Hills at Bike Rally time and pay $300 for that $50 room. Ditto Des Moines when it’s high school tourney time.

Get yours.

Dine in the City where you get linen napkins and beautiful waiters while paying $12 for a $2 burger, and $6 for a 50-cent draft, 20% gratuity mandatory. That $15 purse at WalMart costs $450 on Rodeo Drive. Make those scam calls and steal the life out of an octogenarian cripple on a fixed income. Go ahead.

Get yours.

Hail from the Projects and make it big in pro sports at $35 million per year. See the Rolls Royces, gold and diamonds, mansions, Vegas babes, and comped world travel but don’t see those Projects still simmering in the slime.

Get yours.

Watch the man in the White House, Congress, Pentagon, Hollywood, the TV evengelist, the rap, hip-hop, country, and rock stars, the FOX News barker with ratings… roll on, your Majesty.

Get yours.

There’s no end.

Welcome to the United States of America. We hope you enjoy your stay. You can check out any time you’d like and then be on your way.

Hey bell hop. Point me to the check out desk…and the nearest church.