Kiwanis Korner, Aug. 1, 2025

Thursday, July 24 Meeting

Believe my new nick name for Amy, will be Betty Crocker Topper, Wow, you did it again young lady. Great breakfast.

Thank you, one more time. How was your bug infested shredded wheat and lumpy milk? Yikes. Join Kiwanis and be part of the breakfast of Champions.

Les the Banker lead us in the singing of our table prayer and we began another meeting of the greatest Kiwanis club in the universe. Then we thanked Amy for the awesome breakfast.

Then Seedman Dan introduced our speaker Lainey Buckendall.

She is the president of the Alta-Aurelia Key club, and reported on her attending the national convention in Orlando, Florida. Wow, what a dynamic young lady. If you had been there you would have heard things like ..... oops. my bad, almost gave out information that is our business and not yours. Gotta be more careful. Sure was a pleasure to listen to her speak about her unique experience. Told you we do great things for kids. That’s Kiwanis.

Then we learned that I took my friend to my tool shed where I showed him my stepladder, see I never knew my real ladder. Yikes.

Wow wee hang on sports fans, because next week our speaker will be royalty. You are invited of course, but Lily Schulenberg Cherokee County Fair queen, will be our guest speaker. Can’t wait to see what she has to say about her hew position. She is a very busy young lady that is a credit to her family and our community. The kind of young person we Kiwanians love to help.

Hey, heads up. Farmer Mark has the tickets printed for our golf ball drop. You can by one ticket for five dollars or five for twenty. We will drop them from the sky on September sixth at the car show on the tennis court and you could win the grand prize. If I were you I would by at least a thousand dollars worth of tickets, and maybe you would the grand prize. What a deal.

We also discussed some changes to the walking path - which is none of your business, as well as other additions to the car show - which is none of your business, and other items - which are none of your business. In other words our business is our business not your business but is you join us our business will be your business. Can’t wait to see you next Thursday.

Have a great week Take care of you and yours. Hugs.

NEXT MEETING: Thursday, Aug. 7, at 7 a.m. at Aurelia Community Center.